(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear. I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh. But it's time to face the truth I got drunk and made out with a dude.
Linkin Park Parody

Watch in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8&fmt=18 Makes quite a difference, I think. I actually like Linkin Park, believe it or not. Consider this like one of those Comedy Central celebrity roasts--it's all in good fun...that is, until Jeffrey Ross makes Bea Arthur cry. I wrote this song two years ago. I decided to make a video for it when I heard they were releasing a new CD. Then I found out there was very little rap on the new album which pretty much renders my song obsolete. But, what the hell, I decided to do it anyway. And, no, I don't think their CDs belong in the bargain bin although, being the cheapskate I am, I would very much like to find them there. People keep asking about the lyrics and if they can have the mp3. So, you can download the mp3 here: http://rapidshare.com/files/51983118/LinkinParkSatire.MP3 And here are the lyrics: When I rap I talk about the pain inside The problems you went through back in junior high. Computerized beats We got 'em from the start Then Chester comes along and "Sings this part". Then I rap some more I say it all again like I did before. Formulaic flow, one guy wears headphones Here comes the same old chorus You know the way it goes. I just scream and shout Don't know what I'm so pissed off about Our success is hard to figure out. Now I'm rapping again You thought that I was done Just like rap/rock back in 2001. We never sold out, we had nothing to sell Is your CD on repeat? "You can't tell" It's all the same We gotta DJ even we don't know his name You do what you can when your a TRL band And 12 year old girls are your number 1 fans Now I break it down I'll sing soft and not so loud We are masters of overproduced sound Time to yell again Still pissed off my god it never ends (I'm gonna rap a little here) Our CDs belong in the bargain bin.
Bad Grammar - The Way I Are Parody ft. HotforWords

Subscribe today for more parody videos! This is a parody of the song that made English teachers cringe, "The Way I Are" by Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson. If you don't understand the humor, you may want to go dust off that old grammar book and a dictionary. ;) Thanks to Marina (HotforWords) for lending some real credibility from a linguistics expert...oh and improving the aesthetic qualities as well. Please visit her page and subscribe for more brain expanding enjoyment! http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords The female vocalist is Sheena Melwani, and I was thrilled she agreed to sing on my track! She's the girl with the dark hair, and if you haven't visited and subscribed to her page, please do so! You won't regret it! http://www.youtube.com/sheenamelwani
50 Perfect Impressions (Parody)

Watch this in HIGH QUALITY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqZ9WDWXVc&fmt=18 A parody of celebrity impersonation videos. We hope you like it!!!! Visit http://AwkwardPictures.com or http://myspace.com/AwkwardPictures Impressions in this video: Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Dr. Phil, Oprah Winfrey, John Travolta, Paula Dean, Keanu Reeves, Sylvester Stallone, Avril Lavigne, Jay Leno, Kevin Eubanks, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Olsen Twins, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton, William Shatner, Christopher Walken, George W. Bush, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Renee Zellwegger, Old Yeller, Cujo, DMX, Rachel Ray, Robin Williams, Tony Danza, Donald Trump, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Jamie-Lynn Spears, Britney Spears, Andre Agassi, Dave Attell, Dakota Fanning, Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried, Louie Anderson, Chris Tucker, Kathy Griffin, Kirsten Dunst, Toby Maguire, Carlos Mencia, John Basedow and Madonna.
VANILLA SNOW (CHOCOLATE RAIN PARODY)

Apologies to Tay Zonday. DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.box.net/shared/pse755t812 "Vanilla Snow" Vanilla snow My basketball laundry hurricane Vanilla snow Open doors with hot Spaghettios Vanilla snow Chimney sweeping Prada marmalade Vanilla snow GPA of three point eighty four Vanilla snow Kitten kisses sleepy Jackson eyes Vanilla snow Salt and pepper snoop doggy endo Vanilla snow Barry Zito colonoscopy Vanilla snow Make sure you watch Peppergod's talk show Vanilla snow Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

































